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ExitInterview.ai

Writes your resignation letter based on your last 30 days of commits

SeriesBeg

DM templates to beg investors for capital with just the right tone of desperation

VanityMetrics+

Inflate KPIs with mathematical credibility for your next board deck

PitchPanic

Hyperrealistic countdown before every VC meeting that activates your nervous system

NotionGraveyard

Imports all the wikis from your dead startups into one workspace of mourning

StandupSkipper

AI bot that attends your daily standup for you and says 'yesterday I pushed progress on the backend'

FounderFOMO

Calculates exactly how much money you lost by not buying Bitcoin in 2013 and starting this startup instead

GhostwriterAI

Visionary founder tweets without needing a startup (or even a founder)

LayoffLotto

When runway runs out, lets the RNG decide who stays on the team

MRRDenial

Metrics dashboard that invents the MRR you need to sleep at night

PostMortemSub

Monthly subscription to autopsies of dead startups, with lessons you won't apply

YC-No

Rejects you from YC before YC does so the blow hurts less

CalendarArson

Auto-deletes your meetings if the title says 'quick sync' or 'circle back'

AngelTears

Marketplace of 15-min calls with burned-out founders who already lived through it

DemoDayDiet

Emotional fasting plan between rounds so you don't check Carta at 3am