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Browse and vote on the most controversial SaaS startup ideas. Community-validated, AI-roasted, brutally honest.
Share files with revokable and temporary links
It is a delivery system designed to give you a permanent ID, like name@shuttlr.com, specifically for professional document exchange. I am using the shuttlr.tech domain for now but will be moving to shuttlr.co soon. The core idea is giving the sender total control after hitting the send button: Real-time Tracking: You can see exactly when a client opens a file and view a full timeline of their downloads. The Kill Switch: You can revoke access instantly at the infrastructure level even after delivery if you sent the wrong version by mistake. Zero Friction: I am building this so recipients never need an account to preview or download files directly in their browser.
DM templates to beg investors for capital with just the right tone of desperation
100+ templates categorized: 'educated urgency', 'soft ask', 'last resort before credit card'. Built-in A/B testing. Tracks which tones convert by runway stage.
Inflate KPIs with mathematical credibility for your next board deck
Enter your real metrics and your target KPI. Returns a 'defensible' methodology — adjusted cohorts, implied ARR, projected LTV — that lands on the number you need. Includes fake academic footnotes.
Hyperrealistic countdown before every VC meeting that activates your nervous system
App with a notification starting 24h before the meeting. Every hour, a worse data point about your metrics. The final hour loops a recording of the last 'no' you received. Guaranteed adrenaline for peak performance.
Imports all the wikis from your dead startups into one workspace of mourning
Connect your old Notion accounts. Archives your failed OKRs, imaginary roadmaps, and pitch deck v47s. Organizes them chronologically on a visual timeline of delusion. Exports to PDF for therapy.
Visionary founder tweets without needing a startup (or even a founder)
Generates X threads in the exact tone of 'building in public'. Pick an archetype: 'humble-bragging', 'revenue reveal', 'failure porn'. Auto-posts at 7:02am Pacific time.
Marketplace of 15-min calls with burned-out founders who already lived through it
No mentors. No coaches. Verified failed founders who tell you the exact moment they knew they were fucked. Rate: $49 per call. Discount if you cry.
Emotional fasting plan between rounds so you don't check Carta at 3am
App that blocks Carta, AngelList, and the word 'cofounder' on your phone for 72h post-demo. Replaces every app open with a guided meditation by Jerry Colonna (unlicensed).
AI bot that attends your daily standup for you and says 'yesterday I pushed progress on the backend'
Connects to your Slack and Zoom. Detects any meeting with the word 'standup' and attends in your place with a generic engineer voice. If you get called on, it replies with 'good question, let's take that offline'.
Calculates exactly how much money you lost by not buying Bitcoin in 2013 and starting this startup instead
Enter your founding date and your salary. Returns the net worth you'd have if, instead of being a founder, you'd been a normal person with an index fund. Updates daily.
Writes your resignation letter based on your last 30 days of commits
Connect your GitHub. Analyzes frequency, passive-aggressive commit messages ('wtf', 'revert again'), and 3am timestamps. Outputs an elegant resignation letter referencing 'pursuing a new chapter'.
When runway runs out, lets the RNG decide who stays on the team
Unbiased HR-tech: literally random. Integrates with BambooHR and Deel. Includes a 'mercy' mode that excludes new parents and a 'chaos' mode that includes the CEO.
