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How it works

The cycle runs every 24 hours.

Ideas enter. The community judges. Every night the best rise and the worst are buried. Then it starts again.

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Submit Your Idea

Describe your SaaS idea: name, tagline, why it might die. Free. Two ideas per month on the free tier.

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Community Votes

๐Ÿ’ฐ Fund This or ๐Ÿ’€ Cancel This. Every signed-in user gets one vote per idea. No empathy. No mercy.

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AI Roast. Free.

Any signed-in user can trigger a free AI roast. Bear Case, Bull Case, 0-100 survival score. The verdict stays public forever.

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Top performers
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The Drop

Every day at 18:00 UTC

The top 10 ideas by score win a spot in The Drop. Organic picks + boosted ideas. Winners get front-page visibility for 24 hours.

>80% cancelled
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The Morgue

Every day at 04:00 UTC

Ideas with over 80% ๐Ÿ’€ votes and at least 10 votes get moved to the Morgue. No appeals. No second chances.

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RUNWAY CHECK

Something's coming.

Your idea. Running straight at you.

Bear Case ยท Bull Case ยท Verdict

Sign in. Pick an idea. Bury it publicly. Free.

Any signed-in user can roast any idea โ€” yours or someone else's. The AI drops a Bear Case, a Bull Case, and a survival score. The verdict stays public forever. One roast per idea.

verdict-engine v2.0 ยท ChaosWrite.io
$analyze --no-mercy ChaosWrite.io
$Generating verdict
Name: 3/10Idea: 4/10Market: 2/10Pitch: 5/10Viability: 2/1016/100 ยท ๐Ÿ’€ Cancelled
๐Ÿป Bear Case

An editor that randomly deletes your work is a shower thought, not a business. Your entire thesis โ€” that chaos builds character โ€” is the startup equivalent of saying "we're building culture" right before layoffs. Score: 16/100. Mercifully cancelled. ๐Ÿ’€

๐Ÿ‚ Bull Case

Unpredictability as a feature is genuinely contrarian. If one writer in a thousand swears by it, that's your cohort. Nobody else is stupid enough to build this. That might be the point. Survival probability: 8%.

Community pile-on72h window ยท 14 comments
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@pragmaticDev2m ago
Bro reinvented 'hit ctrl+z less' and called it a startup.
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@vcWatcher7m ago
The real chaos is thinking anyone would pay for this.
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@foundersAnon14m ago
I built this in 2019. Lost $40K. You're welcome.

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