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Hyperrealistic countdown before every VC meeting that activates your nervous system
The Full Pitch
App with a notification starting 24h before the meeting. Every hour, a worse data point about your metrics. The final hour loops a recording of the last 'no' you received. Guaranteed adrenaline for peak performance.
💀 Why It's Fucked
Founder walks in crying. VC closes the round out of pity. It works.
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